Call them what you want – boobs, boobies, breasts, bangers, diddies…just please don’t call them weird!
There is a caveat on this - The only time I ever want to hear you describe your breasts as “weird” is when you are checking them, and if you find something new or unusual in them, be it a lump, dimpling, or something else that just doesn’t feel quite right…then obviously you’re not coming to me, you’re heading straight to your doc to flag this with them. Chances are it’s nothing serious but these are things that you don’t want to ignore.